- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

I LIKE TRAINS

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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