What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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