Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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