My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a duck?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

This is a joke

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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