- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Women's rights

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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