Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Justin Bieber got laid

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Gangnam style

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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