You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Donald Trump

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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HEY YOU!!!!

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your moms my other ride

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Anti Joke

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