- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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