A mans opinion.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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