- Anti Joke

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

long in the tooth!

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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