- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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