What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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You idiot.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Women's rights.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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