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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

tea with milk?

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Harry Styles

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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