knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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