I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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