- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

why was the man sad? his wife died

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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