- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Woman's rights

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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