- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

George Bush.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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