- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

women's rights.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

whats black and white? a zebra

Your existance.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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