- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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