- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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