when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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