- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.