At least I dont have AIDS.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

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