- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...