- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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