- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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