- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day i went to bed

whats a willy? -brock

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

People Order Our Patties

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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