Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Your mama's so fat.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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raisin boogers

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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