When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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