What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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