- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

One time I masturbated by myself

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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