A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Your Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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