What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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how may i help you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Gianni

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Anti Joke

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