- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

lol this is the best joke ever!

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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