- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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