- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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