What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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That's what she didn't say

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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She said no

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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