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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

knock knock who's there no one

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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