Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Wade

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Dogs in my home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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