- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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