- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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