Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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I pooped my pants

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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The Barackness Monster

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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