Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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