What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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toast points

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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