Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Pinus Testicles

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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