- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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