Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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rape that shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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alston wang

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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69 :)

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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