- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Women's rights

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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