- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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